(Thanks to Allison for the idea for this post.)
I try not to drive in the city, mostly because no one in Boston knows how to drive, but also because there is usually no place to park. It is therefore so extraordinarily frustrating when you think you find a great parking spot but there is a car parked such that there are two half-spaces surrounding it. Yeah yeah, they could have been parked normally and then the cars around them moved and were replaced by smaller vehicles, so now it looks like they don't know how to park. But in reality, you know that's not what happened. They just decided it wasn't worth letting someone else find a parking spot. Sometimes, I see a person parked between two driveways, and if they just picked one side or the other, two cars could fit, but they chose not to. It's like these people have no idea that other humans exist in the world, and that some of them like to park their cars.
This phenomenon is not just relegated to parallel parking on the street. Sometimes I will see a car straddling the line in a parking lot, stealing two spots, or even three. Are you really in that much of a rush that you can't manage to stick with convention and park between the lines? Or do you really think your 2001 Ford Taurus needs a buffer on both sides to prevent damage? (Hint: It doesn't. It's already a POS.)
The people behind YouParkLikeAnAsshole.com understand my plight. They provide notes you can print out and leave on cars that are not parked appropriately. But if you get caught you may get beat up, which is why I am just complaining to you.