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Wednesday, November 9, 2011
Eating Phallic Foods in Public
I really like bananas. They are such a great food; delicious and high in vitamins, they're my favorite pre-workout food. I also really like string cheese and fudgesicles and cucumbers. But I do not like to eat them in public. It just feels.... inappropriate. I feel like everyone is watching me and judging me. I'm sure no one is but I am still discrete with my banana-eating. Or I break it into pieces with my hands.