Monday, August 22, 2011
Guys Who Play With Change in Their Pockets
I understand that guys like to have small wallets. If I had to sit on my wallet all day, I would want it to be small, too. Because of this size restriction, male wallets do not have a section for coins. As a result, males stash their coins in their pockets. And then they stand on the train, or in the elevator, or at the front of a lecture hall while teaching a class, and fiddle with the change, making a loud, obnoxious noise. So. Irritating. Just donate it to a homeless guy, because then you have done two good deeds: bought someone a coffee and not annoyed me.